Goonhammer’s commitment to producing high-quality, long-form content over low attention span clickbait makes us a little hard to market. Online media is dominated by clicks and views, which prioritizes lightning-fast movement of readership – usually at the readers’ expense. It’s not easy keeping the bills up and having our fantastic authors run around the world bringing you content from the hot to the egregious.
That’s why we’ve got to thank the good folks on our Patreon. Our Patreon is a cornerstone of Goonhammer’s funding and is a primo way to swamp Rob with more work by making him draw potraits for high-tier patrons. From the Goonhammer offices (which currently looks a lot like my couch), we feel compelled to thank you for the contributions you’ve made to the running of this great site. You’re what keeps us from shaving off quality for clicks. Each dollar into our Patreon is akin to mainlining pure happy hormones for the shackled and dazed authors sequestered in a basement at the Goonhammer offices. These efforts will never go unnoticed, even as a busy holiday season looms.
The Patrons
Goku S-Class Gold ULTRA
Although I have serious questions about the meeting that led to this tier being named, I can’t deny the value of the people who subscribe at this level. Our special thanks go to our… Goku S-Class Gold ULTRA tier Patrons. May the great bell on Terra toll for you when the time comes.
Jake B
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No One
Warlord
Back in Warhammer-land, Warlord-tier patrons lead the maniple with a prodigious amount of firepower, armour, and love for this site. Thanks, all.
Apothecarian12
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Warhound
I was surprised to find so many scout titan-tier patrons in our list, and each of you is deeply special to us. May your turbo laser rounds always strike true.
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Nice.
The $6.9 tier confers the same benefits as the $5 tier, but patrons at this tier count themselves among a more… discerning part of society.
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Zach
Official Patron
This is the first tier that gets you into our Discord and allows you to tag article authors directly in vehement disagreement. It’s also the first group of people who get their names in this post. If those aren’t perks, I don’t know what is. Thanks to all of you. My Discord notifications would be so much quieter without you.
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