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How To Paint Everything: Heraldry

SRM - July 15, 2019

In our How to Paint Everything series, we take a look at different armies of the Warhammer universe, examine their history and heraldry, and look at several different methods for painting them. In this chapter, we’re focusing on that "history and...

Humor

Your Legion Sucks, Part 3

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones - July 3, 2019

Ah Christ, not again. Evidently you enjoyed parts one and two well enough to return to the trough for more of our slop. Well if the diminishing comedic returns from last week’s article didn’t convince you that reading part...

Events and Challenges

SRM’s Road to NOVA part 4 – And They Shall Have No Direction

SRM - June 28, 2019

I'm reaching the inevitable stage of a hobby project where I'm being torn in every direction at once. I have the following dilemmas: What do I paint after these (likely useless) Infiltrators? Suppressors...

Events and Challenges

SRM’s Road to NOVA Part 3 – Stop Competing at 40k

SRM - June 17, 2019

So you may have heard that I've won a few medals. I'm really, really good at Warhammer, you see. It's okay to be intimidated by my hordes of nigh-useless idiot sons with bolt pistols and chainswords. You might be...

Events and Challenges

SRM’S Road to NOVA Part 2 – Wait, how much grey plastic?

SRM - June 7, 2019

So the first step towards any good army project is inventorying how much shit you need to do. Like the extremely Cool Guy I am, I've got spreadsheets for every army in my collection. This makes building lists easy,...

Events and Challenges

SRM’s Road to NOVA Part 1 – Plus Ultra

SRM - June 3, 2019

Hey all, it's me, Campbell McLaughlin of The 40k Badcast and also those extremely dumb Dawn of Awesome cartoons from like 10 years ago. This is gonna be my fourth NOVA Open, and hopefully not the second year running...

Battle Reports

Throwback Thursday: TheChirurgeon’s Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Game

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones - September 8, 2018

Throwback Thursday: TheChirurgeon's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Game I was up in Boston this week, and despite being fresh off a weekend stuffed full of more hams than any in my life at the NoVA GT, I was still...