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Humor

Your Dice Suck

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones -
Hello Goonhammer readers! Greg and TheChirurgeon, the worst and dumbest writers on this site, respectively, are officially Back on Our Bullshit. This week we’ve shit out 3,000 words into another definitive ranking article that will  rank things in such...
Gaming

Codex Supplement: Iron Hands – The Goonhammer Review

Jack Hunter -
The Iron Hands, who are they? Don't worry if you've forgotten - until recently, it seemed like Games Workshop had too. All that's changed now though. Following the release of the recent Codex: Space Marines, the Iron Hands have...
Gaming

Codex Supplement: Raven Guard – The Goonhammer Review

James "One_Wing" Grover -
Additional author: Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones Fans of teen angst rejoice! Fresh out of the local Hot Topic and bursting into your room through an open window wearing their finest Thursday t-shirts, the Raven Guard have arrived! In the second wave...
Gaming

Start Competing: Chaos Knights Tactics

James "One_Wing" Grover -
Additional author: Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones Overview Do you want to field some of the biggest, baddest robot titans in the galaxy? Do you adore the idea of starting an army that only has 6 models to assemble and paint? Have you...
Gaming

Tacticool 101: Deathwatch Tactics for Kill Team

Garrett "John Condit" Severson -
Deathwatch Kill Teams With access to a wide variety of equipment, units, and customization options, Deathwatch may be the faction that Kill Team was made for. The whole thought of a team of elite Marines taking on covert missions far...
Gaming

Start Competing: Deathwatch Tactics

James "One_Wing" Grover -
This page now references an out of date edition of the game. For Start Competing: Deathwatch in 10th edition and onwards, please click here. The Deathwatch are a unique Space Marine Chapter, originating in 3rd edition and following a somewhat...
Army Showcase

Army Showcase: TheChirurgeon’s Deathwatch

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones -
Finishing your own army is core to the Warhammer 40,000 hobby. In our Army Showcase series, Goonhammer contributors take a look at the armies we’ve been collecting for years, and the new ones we’ve just finished – what drew us...
Battle Reports

State of the Meta: A Look at NOVA 2019 and the 2019 LGT

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones -
With the conclusion of the NOVA 40k GT, the three major US tournaments in 2019 are behind us, leaving only the London Grand Tournament as the final "Grand Slam" 40k event to go. And while NOVA gave us an...
Battle Reports

NOVA 2019, Part 2: The Big Titty Werewolf Appreciator Has Logged On

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones -
Yesterday I gave a long, rambling rundown of my first two days playing in the NOVA 2019 40k Grand Tournament. You either didn't read that update or have ~t h e  b r a i n w o r...
Battle Reports

NOVA 2019, Part 1: As Bad and As Good As it Gets

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones -
After an entire summer of frantic painting, army changes, Goonhammer updates, and last-minute Chaos Knight assembly, it was finally time for NOVA. For me, that meant three days of yelling, gaming, drinking, and more yelling as I tackled the...
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