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Repulsor Executioner Points Increase – The Goonhammer Hot Take

Credit: Booley, again. Damn those are some fine Repulsors that I covered up with some fast Photoshop text.   It seems like only last week we were posting long-winded musings on the value of the Repulsor Executioner. And now all of...

TheChirurgeon’s Road to NoVA, Part 5: Do Practice Games Against Greg Count?

Holy shit does time fly fast. We're now entering the final month before NoVA, where realistically my army has to be done by the 28th of August so I can drive down to DC to get my games in....

Index: Blood Ravens (8th Edition) – Review and Tactics

Depending on who you ask, Games Workshop has either been crushing it this year with their White Dwarf rules releases or they're making players' lives miserable by piling on additional rules through hard-to-get issues of their monthly magazine. I...

We Have Such Sights to Show You: Slaanesh Tactics for 40k

Despite being one of the four cardinal Chaos Powers and Khorne's supposed rival in The Great Game, Slaanesh has felt like the neon-haired stepchild of the Chaos pantheon in recent years, even getting tossed into a sack and kidnapped...

Filthy Casual Battle Reports: New Apocalypse and New Maelstrom Rules

After what seemed like a long drought with regard to releases, June was a busy month, giving us both new Maelstrom rules that we really like, and also new Apocalypse rules that we're big fans of. While individual battle...

Codex Chaos Knights – The Goonhammer Review

As Games Workshop releases new kits, rules, and books for Warhammer 40,000, we'll be there to review them. In our Reviews, we take a look at the contents of the new product and what it means for you, whether you're...

Your Legion Sucks, Part 4

Guys, we did it. We made it through three entire rounds of Greg and I roasting the shit out of space marine legions, both real and (arguably) even realer because they are real in our hearts. Now we’re at...

A Battle Report Using the New Maelstrom Rules: Daemons vs. Grey Knights

As part of our ongoing series of articles about the new maelstrom rules (part 1 here, part 2 here, in case you missed them), we thought it would be good to include a battle report for some additional context....

Warhammer 40,000: Apocalypse Review and Unboxing

Warhammer 40,000: Apocalypse Review and Unboxing Large games of Warhammer 40,000 have always been cooler in theory than in execution. While players start imagining massive battles the moment they start playing, the reality is that massive games of Warhammer 40k...

Your Legion Sucks, Part 3

Ah Christ, not again. Evidently you enjoyed parts one and two well enough to return to the trough for more of our slop. Well if the diminishing comedic returns from last week’s article didn’t convince you that reading part...