MasterSlowPoke

Rainbow Warriors going to Herald some Truth at the 40k Grand Narrative

I'm excited to be returning to the Grand Narrative this year with the Rainbow Warriors. Atlanta is only about a 3 hour jaunt from my home, so I really have no excuse not to go and have a great...

Fight to Escape! MasterSlowPoke at the Goonhammer Open Narrative

It has been two long, long years since Nova 2019. Far to long since I’ve seen my east coast Goonhammer buddies and greater DC area ham-slammers. The second that the Goonhammer Open Narrative was announced, I knew I had...

MasterSlowPoke’s 2019 in Review: Rainbows at the End of a Storm

2019 was a difficult year for almost all of us, but we've made it through to the 20's. This past year has seen me hobby in productive spurts, while spending the rest of the year in a bit of...

Warhammer Legends: The Goonhammer Round Table Review

After months of speculation, Games Workshop finally released its new “Warhammer: Legends” rules, putting several older models to bed and effectively removing them from tournament play, if not our hearts. Here to talk about the new rules, what they...

Tournament Preview – Three Cool Lists from Crucible 8 GT

Participating in the Nova Open's Narrative event has left me hungry for more 40k, so I've set my sights on attending the Crucible 8 GT this weekend. This will be my first time attending Crucible, and I'm pretty excited! Down...

MasterSlowPoke’s Road To Nova Part 3 – 62 Points Poorer

Hello everyone, MasterSlowPoke here, and I'm starting to get nervous! We're at one month until I fly out to Nova! Over the past few weeks I've been able to get some pretty decent time into painting. I've finished up the...

MasterSlowPoke’s Road to Nova Part 2 – Zero Steps Forward

Hello again everyone! We're at about 7 weeks from Nova now, and I'm starting to feel the crunch. To ease myself back into painting my Rainbow Warriors scheme, I decided to paint two models I'm not particularly planning on...

MasterSlowPoke’s Road to Nova Part 1 – Jackrabbit Start

Alright everyone! My name is Craig Sniffen/MasterSlowPoke and over the last two years my primary army has been the Rainbow Warriors. I've always been partial to the more fun/jokey armies - previously I've played Catachans (before they were good!),...

INTRODUCING: The Road to NoVA!

It's May and as of this writing we've officially got just 15 weeks before the NoVA Open Tabletop Convention kicks off on Labor Day Weekend. With the Big FAQ 3 and the relevant errata finally out, the Goonhammer crew...