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Editorial

MEATWATCH: Counts-as Meat

Greg Chiasson -
It’s a complex world out there of animal products, and Goonhammer is here to help. Whether it’s ranking the staple animal-based proteins on the market, or when a new type of meat drops and shakes up the game, we’re...
Hot Take

MEATWATCH: Oysters

Greg Chiasson -
It’s a complex world out there of animal products, and Goonhammer is here to help. Whether it’s ranking the staple animal-based proteins on the market, or when a new type of meat drops and shakes up the game, we’re...
Gaming

True Greg Adventures: Top 5 Games of 8th Edition

Greg Chiasson -
Most of our staff and readers will disagree with me about this, but I think the mechanics of playing are like the least important thing about this dumb hobby. Warhammer is a game about dice and tactical choices the...
Hot Take

Your Preview Sucks: The Freshest of Takes on All the New Reveals

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones -
Hi everyone and welcome back to another edition of Your <THING> Sucks, where the worst and dumbest authors on this site lovingly(?) roast the shit out of whatever topical thing we think we can make up the most jokes...
Hot Take

Your Warlord Sucks Hot Take Round Table: Ragnar vs. Ghazghkull

Greg Chiasson -
In Goonhammer Hot Takes, we do quick-pass reviews and reactions to new releases, rules, and events. In today’s Hot Take, Goonhammer’s worst and dumbest authors are covering the latest Space Marine to be Primaris-ified, known idiot and Space Wolf...
Gaming

Goonhammer Approved: Bonus Round mission

Greg Chiasson -
Here at Goonhammer, we're always looking for new ways to play, and today Greg "Greg" Chiasson and Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones bring you the first new mission crafted by the Goonhammer Hive Mind, in an extremely serious series we're calling...
Humor

Your Warlord Sucks

Greg Chiasson -
Hello again everyone! And welcome back to another article of "jokes" by Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones and Greg "Greg" Chiasson, the Stupidest and Worst writers on this hellsite, respectively. We're once again Back On Our Bullshit and this time we're...
Humor

Your Dice Suck

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones -
Hello Goonhammer readers! Greg and TheChirurgeon, the worst and dumbest writers on this site, respectively, are officially Back on Our Bullshit. This week we’ve shit out 3,000 words into another definitive ranking article that will  rank things in such...
Humor

Your Legion Sucks, Part 4

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones -
Guys, we did it. We made it through three entire rounds of Greg and I roasting the shit out of space marine legions, both real and (arguably) even realer because they are real in our hearts. Now we’re at...
Humor

Your Legion Sucks, Part 3

Robert "TheChirurgeon" Jones -
Ah Christ, not again. Evidently you enjoyed parts one and two well enough to return to the trough for more of our slop. Well if the diminishing comedic returns from last week’s article didn’t convince you that reading part...
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