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In our How to Paint Everything series we look at how to paint well, everything. In today's special holiday-themed edition, we're looking at how to assemble and paint Space Wolves' chapter master Logan Grimnar as Santa Claus. That's right, reader...

It’s a festive time of year for many right now, and nothing helps to build happy family memories like a good board game! As a kid I loved Monopoly - I even have a small collection of variants of...

This is likely just the cabin fever setting in, but I miss the Before Time when it felt acceptable to worry about dumb stuff. Reading old magazine interviews where Steve Buscemi is posing in a three thousand dollar shirt,...

Hi everyone and welcome back to another edition of Your <THING> Sucks, where the worst and dumbest authors on this site lovingly(?) roast the shit out of whatever topical thing we think we can make up the most jokes...

In this series, the Goonhammer authors currently attending LVO write about their experiences at the event, cataloging each day’s games: The trials, the tribulations, the defeats, and the victories. Join us as we take the journey with them. https://youtu.be/n7A05ZVkJdw Another LVO...

In this series, the Goonhammer authors currently attending LVO write about their experiences at the event, cataloging each day’s games: The trials, the tribulations, the defeats, and the victories. Join us as we take the journey with them. https://youtu.be/n7A05ZVkJdw After one...

In this series, the Goonhammer authors currently attending LVO write about their experiences at the event, cataloging each day's games, trials, tribulations, and victories. Join us as we take the journey with them. https://youtu.be/n7A05ZVkJdw James "Boon" Kelling My dearest Goons, I have the...

Hello Goonhammer readers! Greg and TheChirurgeon, the worst and dumbest writers on this site, respectively, are officially Back on Our Bullshit. This week we’ve shit out 3,000 words into another definitive ranking article that will  rank things in such...

Guys, we did it. We made it through three entire rounds of Greg and I roasting the shit out of space marine legions, both real and (arguably) even realer because they are real in our hearts. Now we’re at...

Ah Christ, not again. Evidently you enjoyed parts one and two well enough to return to the trough for more of our slop. Well if the diminishing comedic returns from last week’s article didn’t convince you that reading part...