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Battle Bros: Season Three, Chapter II: Parkers, Their Fingers Pointing

Battle Bros is an ongoing bi-weekly column where Drew (PantsOptional) teaches his brother Chris (head58) how to play Warhammer 40,000 but somewhere along the line they lost that thread and this is what we ended up with instead. Catch...

The Kill Team Christmas Challenge

So Christmas is almost upon us. For some of us this means a bit of free time. Some of us may be thinking new year, new army, or thinking about little Christmas presents for friends or family to get...

Battle Bros: Season Three, Chapter I: The Battle Bros Holiday Special

Battle Bros is an ongoing bi-weekly column where Drew (PantsOptional) teaches his brother Chris (head58) how to play Warhammer 40,000 but somewhere along the line they lost that thread and this is what we ended up with instead. Catch...

40K BADCAST 103 – CRITICAL VAPE SIMULATOR

The Goonhammer group is made up of dozens of multi-talented authors, many of whom have other projects outside of the site. In addition to their work here, Dan Boyd and Crudblossom “Coldgore “Netlist “Crimbles “Cracklins “Cranky “Krampus “Cribble “Tikrimba...

In Praise of Big Tanks

I’m just going to put this out there: next time you go shopping for warhammer stuff, you should go right out and buy the biggest model your army has. If this seems like a bad idea, trust me, it...

Battle Bros: Season Two, Chapter VIII: Serial-Crushed by Some Huge Friggin’ Guy

Battle Bros is an ongoing bi-weekly column where Drew (PantsOptional) teaches his brother Chris (head58) how to play Warhammer 40,000 but somewhere along the line they lost that thread and this is what we ended up with instead. Catch...

Our Inbox Sucks: Bonus entries from the One-Box Challenge

Well you’ve seen what we came up with, and now - our fury spent - we turn to the rest of the Goonhammer Cinematic Universe, for some other takes on the concept. We’re genuinely shocked by how well this...

Your List Sucks: The One-Box Challenge: Eldar

We kicked off the One-Box Challenge recently, our newest and perhaps worst idea. The premise is simple: using only the contents of one single box from Games Workshop, construct a legal thousand point army. This is dangerous and untested...

Your List Sucks: The One-Box Challenge: Space Marines

We kicked off the One-Box Challenge recently, our newest and perhaps worst idea. The premise is simple: using only the contents of one single box from Games Workshop, construct a legal thousand point army. This is dangerous and untested...

Your List Sucks: The One-Box Challenge

I get real obsessed with bad ideas sometimes, and they rattle around my skull forever, caught in the wrinkles of my brain. The only way to get them out of there is to tilt my head around like one...