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Has It Been 6 Months? Thanks, Goonhammer Patrons. You Did It Again.

We last thanked our Patrons near Christmas. I wrote that article from an air-conditioned office in the sub-tropics. That's the southern hemisphere for you. Half a year has passed. We've just come out of a world-changing pandemic and our economic horizons...

A Weekly Review of Everything we know about 10th Edition (So Far)- June 5th

Welcome to possibly the final week of reviewing everything we know about 10th Edition. The week started off pretty low-key, with reveals of Drukhari (Swiftblade: HELL YEAH) and Genestealer Cults, before ending with a deluge of reveals, namely an absolutely...

Thank You, Patrons. You Give Goonhammer Writers Serotonin.

Goonhammer's commitment to producing high-quality, long-form content over low attention span clickbait makes us a little hard to market. Online media is dominated by clicks and views, which prioritizes lightning-fast movement of readership - usually at the readers' expense....

GHO 2022: THE BADMAN COMETH- A Narrative Event Review

Dan: Are you looking at all the cool pictures from The Goonhammer Open Narrative and thinking “Oh, I can’t believe I’ve missed this event. This is the worst mistake of my life. I’ll never recover from this?" Or maybe...

Goonhammer, 40kstats, and the ITC Battles App

You may have noticed that over the last few months here at Goonhammer we've been really invested in tracking stats and tournament results. We've been working hard at ramping up our efforts on that front, adding additional Competitive Innovations...

Gunum Interviews: …Greg?

The Goonhammer Posting Universe - or the GPU, as the execs call it - has a collection of different characters that the internet has gotten to know over the past three or four years. I, myself was enamored by...

Welcome to GOONHAMMER ’02

Every year April 1st rolls around and every year the internet rushes to embarrass itself with a bunch of bad hoaxes and jokes that mostly make us groan. It's not that we don't like japes and ruses - we're...

The Goonhammer 2022 Reader Survey… And What it Tells Us About the Community

We recently took pause to reach out to you, our readers, to learn more about you and ask you how we’re doing. You responded with gusto! In total we received over 3,000 responses and over 4,500 comments to our...

Merry Christmas from Goonhammer!

Well, here we are again. We've made it through another year, and we're just glad as hell you could all join us on the ride. We'll be spending a good portion of next week recapping the year's events, both...

Lord Twisted’s Year in Review: 2020

My god. What happened? Has it been a year? WHAT YEAR IS IT? WHAT HAPPENED? I seem to remember having a pretty fun January and February, and then blacking out into some sort of coma, and waking up surrounded by...