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NOVA 2019, Part 2: The Big Titty Werewolf Appreciator Has Logged On

Yesterday I gave a long, rambling rundown of my first two days playing in the NOVA 2019 40k Grand Tournament. You either didn't read that update or have ~t h e  b r a i n w o r...

Codex Space Marines – The Goonhammer Review – Bonus: The FAQ

Just as we thought we were done with Marines for a few weeks, GW have released the two week FAQ for the new book. This largely clears up most of the ambiguities, but also makes a few slightly surprising...

Necromunday: Houses of the Underhive – Delaque

All right, Scummers, it’s time to take a look at post-House of Shadows Delaque! They’re sneaky, stabby, webby, and...tentacle-y in their newest iteration. If you’ve always wanted to take out a whole slew of charging Goliaths with sticky webs...

Getting Started with Warhammer: Age of Sigmar Part 1, Introduction

Welcome to Warhammer: Age of Sigmar, the dorkier, less popular sibling to Warhammer 40,000. Age of Sigmar was maligned amongst the community for a while, primarily for the crimes of killing off the Warhammer Fantasy Battles universe (and taking...

TheChirurgeon’s Road to NOVA, Part 6: Down to the Wire

  Man I was really hoping to not be painting right up to the last minute, but a combination of several factors has pushed me to pretty much that point, and having to compromise in a couple of areas: ...

Greg’s Road To Nova, Part 6: Debaser

6.1 Born Under Punches "eat shit last-minute paint-havers" - me, in better times First, let's look at progress. I made a condensed version of my army list, so I don't have to print 10 copies of ButtScribe cards to hand out during...

Video Game Retrospective: Dawn of War II and Chaos Rising (2009 to 2010)

So we arrive at Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War II. This is probably the defining modern Warhammer 40K game, rivaled only by its predecessor and Warhammer 40K: Space Marine; to the degree that it can be said that a...

Necromunday: What’s New About the Law and Misrule Campaign?

  With its release earlier this month, the Book of Judgement gave us a whole new campaign to play with: The Law and Misrule Campaign. It’s an evolution of the Dominion Campaign introduced in Gang War Four that uses a...

Codex Supplement: Ultramarines – The Goonhammer Review

It wasn't enough for Games Workshop to just release a new Codex for Space Marines; they had to go and release half a dozen Codex Supplements covering major chapters. The first among these, and a complete no-brainer as a...

Codex Supplement: White Scars – The Goonhammer Review

We hope you're not tired of Space Marines yet, because Games Workshop certainly aren't! Alongside the release of the main Codex: Space Marines, the first two Codex Supplements have dropped. Each of these six planned books is going to...