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Hammer of Math: I’m not mad at Vashtorr, just disappointed.

This week's Hammer of Math wonders what exactly happened with poor Vashtorr. Believe it or not, my full time job is not to write a weekly article for a gaming website. My area of expertise is engineering, which means that...

How to Paint Everything – Vashtorr the Arkifane

In our How to Paint Everything series we look at how to paint, well, everything, with a look at different techniques and approaches. In this article, we're looking at how to paint the physical manifestation of Vashtorr, the demigod...

TheChirurgeon’s Road Through 2023, Part 2: Blood for the Blood God

Welcome back, Dear Reader, to my ongoing hobby blog and catalog of goings-on and attempts to become competitively relevant at Warhammer 40k. This year's updates have been spaced a bit wider than last year's; part of that is that...

The Badman Chronicles, Part 3: The War for Miltner’s Docks

Dear Reader, I bring news. Somehow, the Badman Chronicles has returned. And what a return it’s going to be this time, gang. In my last installment, hobby progress was stalled by painting Havocs and Elden Ring, and I summarized the...

Gunum’s Ascent to Daemonhood in 2023 Part 1: The “best” in the world.

Hello from the raw dark, Dear Reader. It's me, Gunum! And not to get this series started in a dark place, but coming from the rawness that re-entering the educational world at 30 has been leaving me with, I'm...

Goonhammer’s Guide to 9th Edition World Eaters

It's been a busy two weeks with the release of Codex: World Eaters and if you missed any of our coverage or were looking for advice on how to play the army, how to paint the new models, or...

Model Review: Slaves to Darkness Chosen

We'd like to thank Games Workshop for providing us with a preview copy of the Slaves to Darkness box for review purposes. The venerable metal-to-finecast Chaos Chosen from 2008 have finally been replaced, and by gum is it a glow-up....

Arks of Omen Faction Focus: Emperor’s Children

With a new batch of rules updates comes the need to revisit the strategies and tactics of each faction. Today Anthony “Violence” Vanella is talking about the changes to Emperor’s Children and how those changes will affect them in...

How to Paint Everything – Angron, Daemon Primarch of the World Eaters

In our How to Paint Everything series we look at how to paint well, everything. In this article we're looking at how to paint the daemon primarch of the World Eaters, Angron. Specifically, his model for Warhammer 40,000. You...

Model Review: Slaves to Darkness Ogroid Theridons

We'd like to thank Games Workshop for providing us with a preview copy of the Slaves to Darkness box for review purposes. So these large lads dropped with the Slaves to Darkness preview box a couple months ago, but as...