Although it’s a big internet out there, the Tabletop digital universe is pretty small and spread out. In Content We Liked, we take a look at the articles, videos, podcasts, and products that caught our eyes or were noteworthy during the prior week you might have missed.
On the Internet at Large
Alright with the fantastic neon goblin taking a week off CWL duties, I’ve stepped up as penance for making them look at all the horrendous shit I tag as CWL in the patron discord (hey! Join the bloody discord!).
I’ve been following redwetskeleton for a while and they might be the best in the business. Demons should horrify on every level, and that’s what you get here, beautiful and terrible.
Dumb Robot Stuff’s Incredible Tankhead Mech
Lest I make the whole thing horrifying shit, it’s worth taking a break to appreciate something we all like – tankhead. Dieselpunk gundam? Is it better than straight up gundam?
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It’s not all about weird unsettling, sometimes it’s weird paint methods – watercolours! On miniatures! This is absolutely fantastic, pushing the boundaries of how we paint miniatures out of our comfortable and boring acrylic box
Halbernacht’s Executor
This is how you do it. Organic forms mixed with angular, sculptural pieces, jet black gribbliness and beautiful green toned skin, taking the grimdark palette out of oranges and reds and toning it way, way down. Beautiful work.
We’ll finish off with some beautifully depressed trees. I feel a great kinship with them – maybe therapy and upping the fluoxetine will put a rictus grin on those sad little faces.
This Week on Goonhammer
SPACE ELVES
Aeldari are back, every aspect is now in plastic and you’ve got to wonder what this lot will find to complain about now. Our resident elf perverts have done one hell of a job getting it all together. You know what? Let’s take a moment to appreciate the insanely hard work it takes to get this stuff up for preorder day. Well done, Elf Perverts.
Codex Aeldari Review
Detachment Focus: Windriders
Detachment Focus: Ghosts of the Webway
Detachment Focus: Devoted of Ynnead
Detachment Focus: Warhost
Detachment Focus: Guardian Battlehost
Detachment Focus: Seer Council
Detachment Focus: Spirit Conclave
Model Review
Historicals
Hungarians are on the prowl, clearly attempting to win the “most angular tank” and “deathtrap SPG” awards, while Ilor checks out some filthy peasants.
Goonhammer Historicals Review: Wargames Atlantic Peasant Levy
Battletech
I dont get Battletech, but I love reading the mech reviews. They’re genuinely funny and interesting even if you think battletech is for weirdoes too dishonest to play hex and chit normally. I’d CWL them every week if I could.
Magic the Gathering
Remember when magic was all about wizards doing wizard stuff like mana rocks? Well now they do akira slides. I don’t know how we got there but I know people who could probably tell you, so go find out from them.
Magic: the Gathering Commander Focus: Talking 3-Cost Mana Rocks, Part 4
40k
The 40k meta seems to be in its Low era, trying out a load of different stuff after a series of insanely good albums/lists. Read wings and lowest of men trying to divine which lists are Sound and Vision and which are Always Crashing in the Same Car.
[40k] Competitive Innovations in 10th: Holding Space (Marines) pt.1
[40k] Competitive Innovations in 10th: Holding Space (Marines) pt.2
We also launched Fury of the Beast, Co-op anti-Ork 40k which is going to be absolutely brilliant, another excellent reason to hop onto the patreon discord.
Century of the Vampire
We’ve decided to subject Goonhammer editor Crionjb to watching a hundred years of vampire movies, presumably because we thought him hammering through my prose wasn’t punishing enough (one subordinate clause! Two subordinate clauses! Three subordinate clauses! Ah ah ah ah ah ah!).
Painting
The relentless Shatterpoint and Marvel teams show us how to paint some really weird releases, Drink serving R2D2 and, fittingly, Dracula’s Tomb. Maybe we can get a little Crionjb in there.
How to Paint Everything: Star Wars Shatterpoint Fearless and Inventive Squad Pack
How to Paint Everything: Marvel Crisis Protocol – The Tomb of Dracula Terrain Set
Fluff corner
Keewa dives into abhumans with a zeal that will certainly result in inquisitorial censure. Is tolerance in abhuman society a ham fisted commentary on the concept of the “good minority”, or are they just reasons to add fantasy races into 40k?
Goonhammer’s very own Sisyphius continues to roll that rock up the hill, but 57 weeks in is he happy about it?
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