Jonathan Bernhardt

Spider-Man Remastered: The Goonhammer Review

Spider-Man is a great game when you focus on its core conceit and core promise: That you get to play as Peter Parker, Spider-Man, and webswing through a full, if not one-to-one recreation of the island of Manhattan and...

Stoneshard: A Not-Quite D&D Fourth Edition Game You Should Check Out

The worst thing about Dungeons & Dragons Fourth Edition is that we didn’t get a video game out of it. There were a lot of reasons for that -- much of it was timing, some of it was plain...

You Should Play Knights of the Old Republic II. Just Maybe Not On This Device

It’s a good game, but I can’t recommend you buy it. Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords is on the Nintendo Switch, thanks to a port from Aspyr! This game was originally released in December...

Paramount+’s Halo is Sci-Fi Done Right

This article contains direct spoilers for the first season of Halo.   What are we talking about, when we talk about Halo from Paramount+? I think it’s important to make clear first and foremost that we’re talking about a serialized television show....

Chaos Gate: Daemonhunters: The Goonhammer Review

If you've been following along with Goonhammer's preview coverage of Complex Games' Chaos Gate: Daemonhunters, you'd probably pick up on our general positive vibes regarding the game. From our previews we found it to be beautiful, fun to play,...

Goonhammer 2002: Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell

Man, 2002. It was truly a different time. Here’s the attract mode/sizzle reel/”intro cutscene”/whatever it is you want to call the standard video that plays before you hit the start button on Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRR39NsdNdg   That needle drop is...

Peacemaker: John Cena Finally Gets Over With America

The first thing anyone who talks about when they talk about Peacemaker, the HBO Max show starring John Cena and directed by James Gunn which spins off the antagonist from Gunn’s debut DC property The Suicide Squad into a...

Wheel of Time Season One: A Streaming Masterpiece in Keeping It Rolling

First I have to open with a condemnation of writer Jonathan Bernhardt, a cretin and a fool, who tweeted these two things in September of last year, which feels roughly like it was sixteen months ago: https://twitter.com/jonbernhardt/status/1434921744142409732 I, Jonathan Bernhardt, on...

Helsreach: The Animation — You Might Have Heard of It

It is not particularly surprising Helsreach: The Animation is good, given what’s come out of it since; a partnership with Games Workshop to create the Angels of Death series, general acclaim, even just the thing actually getting the funding...

Darkest Dungeon II Early Access Launch: A New Game That Hates You

It’s time, once again, to play a game that hates you, and takes pride in hating you. Darkest Dungeon II is in Early Access now (on the Epic Game Store for a year before wider release, so on and...

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Games Industry News Roundup- December 3rd, 2024

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